A collection of somewhat bawdy poems Lore Books

Description

A book of titillating verses.

Text

Book of Verses
Dissolutely Leisurely

My love for you is heartfelt.
You can tell from my unbuckled belt.
My mind is troubled badly
by one question above all:
When will my lover fondly
caress my left ball?
“Love thy neighbour”, saith Our Lord.
and I took it to heart.
I started to fulfil His word,
at least in their southern part.
My heart is mourning dejectedly.
Even my hand rejected me!
By day and night I think of you,
I shall love you always.
My heart is faithful, loyal and true,
Though my body sometimes strays.
A knight in battle attire
got into bed with his squire.
Instead of conquering forts,
They played with each other’s swords.